Środa, 20 lipiec 2016, 11:35
Znalazłem w necie taki oto poradnik:
When not to wear cologne:
1. A Funeral – You should smell as subdued as your clothing looks. Skip it.
2. An international flight – If a kid craps his pants behind you, at least you know the diaper will be changed. Sharing a row with someone who reeks like an Abercrombie & Fitch for 8 hours is a hopeless feeling.
3. On a first date – Too risky.
4. On a second date – Still pushing it.
5. At the gym – An incline press bench that smells like CK One isn’t helping.
6. A job interview – Some HR types are just looking for any reason not to hire you.
7. When meeting your significant other’s parents for the first time – Get in, get out, take no chances.
8. Camping – Well, maybe those that do deserve their bear mauling.
9. Making a sales call – Unless it’s to a cologne manufacturer. Then you best be wearing something they make.
10. Drinking Wine – “Ah… the boquet on this red has hints of raspberries, peppercorns, and… Polo Black.”
11. In a recording or radio studio – They’re sealed to keep sound out. So smell stays in. You’ll suffocate someone.
12. On a road trip – That 1994 Toyota Corolla ain’t getting any bigger. The strongest lingering smells on a road trip should be coffee and beef jerky.
13. At the Mall – There’s already too many smells pouring out of those leased spaces. Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, Wetzel’s Pretzels… Not sure how those ladies can stand working in the cologne/perfume/cosmetics section at Macys.
14. At the dentist – Best not to distract someone with a sharp pick or drill in your mouth.
15. While dining at a fine restaurant – If your date is a foodie, you’re a dead man.
16. At the humane society – Stressed animals + Brut = deserved growls.
17. While performing surgery – Want to smell fresh for your team? Have a mint before scrubbing in.
18. On the international space station – In space, no one wants to smell your D&G.
19. During a tandem sky dive – Mutually assured destruction has its limits.
20. While performing CPR on the editor in chief of Dappered.com – Just let him expire.
When not to wear cologne:
1. A Funeral – You should smell as subdued as your clothing looks. Skip it.
2. An international flight – If a kid craps his pants behind you, at least you know the diaper will be changed. Sharing a row with someone who reeks like an Abercrombie & Fitch for 8 hours is a hopeless feeling.
3. On a first date – Too risky.
4. On a second date – Still pushing it.
5. At the gym – An incline press bench that smells like CK One isn’t helping.
6. A job interview – Some HR types are just looking for any reason not to hire you.
7. When meeting your significant other’s parents for the first time – Get in, get out, take no chances.
8. Camping – Well, maybe those that do deserve their bear mauling.
9. Making a sales call – Unless it’s to a cologne manufacturer. Then you best be wearing something they make.
10. Drinking Wine – “Ah… the boquet on this red has hints of raspberries, peppercorns, and… Polo Black.”
11. In a recording or radio studio – They’re sealed to keep sound out. So smell stays in. You’ll suffocate someone.
12. On a road trip – That 1994 Toyota Corolla ain’t getting any bigger. The strongest lingering smells on a road trip should be coffee and beef jerky.
13. At the Mall – There’s already too many smells pouring out of those leased spaces. Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, Wetzel’s Pretzels… Not sure how those ladies can stand working in the cologne/perfume/cosmetics section at Macys.
14. At the dentist – Best not to distract someone with a sharp pick or drill in your mouth.
15. While dining at a fine restaurant – If your date is a foodie, you’re a dead man.
16. At the humane society – Stressed animals + Brut = deserved growls.
17. While performing surgery – Want to smell fresh for your team? Have a mint before scrubbing in.
18. On the international space station – In space, no one wants to smell your D&G.
19. During a tandem sky dive – Mutually assured destruction has its limits.
20. While performing CPR on the editor in chief of Dappered.com – Just let him expire.
Perfume does make women prettier, say scientists.